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RallySport Direct Too Short to Stay Stock Vintage T-Shirt
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Wearing the RallySport Direct’s Life Is Too Short To Stay Stock Vintage T-Shirt overshadows many lack of talents you may try to possess.
Take for example, there was a feller named Spencer who woke up about 15 minutes late for work on a Friday morning. His hair was messed up, and he hadn’t showered for a few days. The only shirt he had that was clean was the Life Is Too Short To Stay Stock T-Shirt. Upon arrival at the local coffee shop, other patrons found inspiration in Spencer’s shirt. One lady quit her bartending job, and another guy decided to call his dad after years of silence.
Once Spencer got in his old Audi, the clutch which seemed to be slipping decided to act fine. But just for that day. Once he arrived at work, he was met with high fives from everybody. In fact, his supervisor didn’t yell at him within the first five minutes of being at work.
After work he met is friends for a friendly match of disc golf, and for once, no one made fun of him for disc golfing. And usually disc golfers aren’t accepted within today’s society, and have to disc golf in seclusion. But today, they felt liberated for throwing a Frisbee.
Spencer ended the night by winning the auto-tune Karaoke competition. They sent him home with the shiniest faux gold trophy sourced from a local swap meet.
By the end of the night everything seemed to work out so well that day. But as soon as he changed his shirt, it seemed as if someone had turned the music off. Perhaps Spencer will wear the Life Is Too Short To Stay Stock shirt again tomorrow.
What does all of this have to do with a T-Shirt? No one knows.